Adventures in Shredding

Nikie: Oh yeah….. Its up to you to make moma a grandma.
 me: wait what
  i don’t like that one bit
  don’t put that responsibility on my shoulders

Nikie: Oh yeah did she tell you she ran over her boyfriend?
  That was the jem of the day.
 me: wait what???
Nikie: Yeah she was trying to drive drunk and her bf tried to stop her. He was drunk to and she ran into or over his hand or something like that.
 me: did he go to the hospital?!?!
Nikie: Either way you put it she still ran over her boyfriend.
  Yeah she went with him.
me: we are related to this person
  I just want you to think about that for a while
Nikie: I have. It scares me.
 me: cars are dangerous yo

Nikie: Bitches cant hang with the streets…..
 me: i don’t know all the words to this song
  OH MY GOD HAVE YOU HEARD OF THE BOOK OF MORMON
 Nikie: Me either.
   Yeah you sent me some songs.
 me: good
  i’m glad i did that
Nikie: When you first sent it to me I thought it was the real book of mormon….
 me: hahahaha
  I’ve become a mormon
 Nikie: And i was like oh no! Shes gonna be going from door to door now!
me: yes
  that’s my new life here
 Nikie: If you come to my door im gonna shoot you and have me a mormon dinner….
me: I can’t believe you just said that to me

Nikie: …. Did you ever find your channel changer?
 me: NO
  it’s still gone
  i think someone stole it
Nikie: Wtf. The pufflemuff ate it. Or its in the fridge.
 me: I looked there
 Nikie: Did you look in the pufflemuff?
me: YES I DID
  THAT’S THE FIRST PLACE I LOOKED

Nikie: I hate soup.
  Its gross.
me: what the HELL nicole????
  are we even related?
  soup is not gross
  jesus

Nikie: Um…. As i was walking away somebody took their lawnmower.
 me: like stole it???
 Nikie: Idk maybe they said he could use it. He just walked up and took it.
me: that’s a bold criminal

Nikie: I’m kinda glad we didnt grow up rich.
 me: god me too
  i hate rich kids
 Nikie: I wanna be rich though. When I have kids I’m gonna pretend to be poor until they are grown. Then im gonna be like remember that puppy you wanted? We could have gotten it the whole time!

Nikie: I will always remember the glass of water one. “Bekie that boys so ugly he’d have to sneak up on a glass of water just to get a drink.”
 me: Hahahaha that’s the best
  !!!!!!
  and it was true
Nikie: Yeah…..
me: he was ugly
 Nikie: Who was that. Brian?
me: no
  He asked brian if he got his clothes out of a trash can
  That was tim
  that guy i knew in high school
Nikie: he was ugly
 me: i know
  daddy’s just honest