February 2012
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August 2011
4 posts
Ralph and I ponder why I'm single...
me: for serious, why am I single I bake pie AND cookies from scratch! i laugh at fart jokes i’m a cheap date! Ralph: and you pretty much want to put out too dudes are missing out! me: that’s all really anyone needs in a significant other hahahahahaha!!!!
July 2011
4 posts
Part Two
Nikie: Its gettin what? me: IT’S GETTIN REAL IN THE WHOLE FOODS PARKIN LOT Nikie: Yeah so your messages get cut off halfway through. Stupid phone. me: YOU KNOW THE DEAL WITH THOSE LITTLE SHOPPING CARTS THEY GOT how much of that did you get Nikie: the deal with those little s….. me: SHOPPIN CARTS THEY GOT Nikie: What deal? I know nothing. me: IT’S GETTIN REAL IN...
We probably laugh the hardest at our own jokes
Nikie: Oh yeah….. Its up to you to make moma a grandma. me: wait what i don’t like that one bit don’t put that responsibility on my shoulders
Nikie: Oh yeah did she tell you she ran over her boyfriend? That was the jem of the day. me: wait what??? Nikie: Yeah she was trying to drive drunk and her bf tried to stop her. He was drunk to and she ran into or over his hand or...
June 2011
5 posts
“You know, I remember… It rained all day the day that Elvis Presley died. And only a legend can make it do that! And you know, I remember when my baby said we were through. And she was gonna walk out on me. It was Elvis Presley that talked her out of it. And he gave me my first leather jacket. And taught me how to comb my hair just right in a filling station bathroom. It was Elvis that...
Yay Friendship!
me: The music video for Uptown Girl gave me an unrealistic expectation for mechanics I saw that as a young girl
Ralph: LMAO
me: Now I want someone to juggle wrenches
Ralph: aaaaaaaaaand they got a divorce
me: and I want there to be dancing I don’t care about their lives I’m just talking about the damn video
Ralph: she was in a De-vorce state of...
Question of the Day 6/2
If you could move anywhere in the world free of expense, but you had to live there for the rest of your life (you could still travel to other places though, but this would be your home base) would you move/where would you go?
“Either I would stay here in Chicago or I would move to San Francisco. I’d say the Mediterranean coast, but I’ve never actually been there so I...
What Is Your Favorite Sound?
“finishing the bottom of a milkshake with a straw”
“when you take a CTA Pass and hold it on the top and bottom and move it back and forth, it makes a whompy noise, i love it”
“the sound (usually in action movies) when there is a cable or rope sitting coiled somewhere and a person grabs it and jumps so the coil is coming undone real fast, it makes a...
May 2011
12 posts
“Yes Bekie, it’s like dork”
– “Yes Bekie, it’s like dork Christmas up here.”
WatchI don’t think I’ve laughed so hard in a long time.
“If this were the movies
You’d jet to my gate
With red flowers and flares
To flag down my plane
So I’d stay”
I wish life were like the movies.
April 2011
2 posts
“This moment could be like a scene from a movie: Two hapless strangers united by fate. And I think real lives make the best kind of movies. I’ve always said, ‘Warren, just wait. Give yourself over to fate.’ And soon without warning, your life’s gonna start. One stroke at a time, like a great work of art. And now, you being here, I think this could unveil a perfect,...
Today was a good day for quotes
Me: “She’s just really fucked up.”
Mom: “Well she needs to get fucked off…or fucked down. Fucked down, is that right?”
Gina: “How did your thing go last night?”
Me: “He spit on me twice!”
Gina: “Bekie, that’s not a good way to start a story.”
Me: “There’s been a lot of mail today.”
Gina:...
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